Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
ATM Anxiety
Why do the people in front of me at the ATM always seem to be having some sort of damn major financial crisis?
The Sluggish Snail
I wanted to make my racing snail faster, so I took off its shell.
Witchy Education
What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?
Spelling Bee Irony
My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners.
Crunching Numbers
Guy in the club: *lifts up his shirt* I do 400 crunches a day.
A Forgettable Performance
I was going to buy tickets to see Michael McDonald in concert...
Homebody Goals
People who say "go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home.
Period Drama Problems
What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas?