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June 25, 2026
The Giraffe’s Necktie Dilemma
A giraffe walks into a high-end department store and asks the clerk for a silk necktie, but insists on trying it on before buying.
After the clerk spends forty-five minutes climbing a ladder just to reach the knot, the giraffe looks in the mirror and sighs, 'Actually, do you have this in a turtleneck? I’m feeling a bit modest today.'
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