Preschooler Negotiates Bedtime Like a Seasoned Union Rep
My four-year-old agreed to bedtime only after securing two stories, one water and a nightlight.
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Preschooler Negotiates Bedtime Like a Seasoned Union Rep
My four-year-old agreed to bedtime only after securing two stories, one water and a nightlight.
Then she asked whether the deal included dental.
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