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October 23, 2026
Dog Establishes Security Perimeter Around Single Fallen Cracker
One cracker hit the kitchen floor at 6:02 p.m.
By 6:03, the dog had declared a no-fly zone, a curfew and a strict crumbs-only visitor policy.
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Dog Establishes Security Perimeter Around Single Fallen Cracker
One cracker hit the kitchen floor at 6:02 p.m.
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The celebration ended Saturday, but the balloons stayed.
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