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What Happens in Veda: Why the Dalai Lama Just Hit the Jackpot in Las Vegas

We all know the classic setup. The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks the guy behind the counter to make him one with everything. It is a spiritual classic, right up there with the one about ...

Joke of the Day September 25, 2026

The Four Seasons of Modern Living

My meteorologist friend explained that we no longer have Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter; instead, we have 'Pollination Panic,' 'Sweating Through My Shirt,' 'Pumpkin Spice Everything,' and 'Why Do I Live Where the Air Hurts My Face?'

I asked him which one was his favorite, and he said, 'The three-day window in October when I can wear a hoodie without needing a portable fan or a rescue team.'

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The Four Seasons of Modern Living

My meteorologist friend explained that we no longer have Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter; instead, we have 'Pollination Panic,' 'Sweating Through My Shirt,' 'Pumpkin Spice Everything,' and 'Why Do I Live Where the Air Hurts My Face?'

The Overachieving Garden Gnome Problem

My neighbor bought a high-tech garden gnome equipped with AI and motion sensors to keep the rabbits away. I asked him how it was working out, and he looked absolutely exhausted.

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