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September 20, 2026
The Infinite Meeting Loop Hole
My boss just announced that we are going to start having a daily 'Efficiency Synergy Session' to discuss why we aren't getting our work done on time.
I suggested we schedule a weekly pre-meeting to prepare for the daily sessions, and now I have so many meetings that I don’t even have time to quit.
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