A Very Brief Career Change
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
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August 28, 2026
A Very Brief Career Change
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
I told him it was a total letdown, and I couldn't handle the ups and downs of the industry.
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