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November 6, 2026
The Lonely Scallop
The fancy restaurant served me one scallop on a plate the size of a hubcap, so I felt bad for it and asked for a second to keep it company.
They brought a friend and charged me for the introduction.
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The Lonely Scallop
The fancy restaurant served me one scallop on a plate the size of a hubcap, so I felt bad for it and asked for a second to keep it company.
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