Tom, Please Stop Texting the Weather Guy
My uncle Tom emails the local meteorologist every time it rains and says, 'You said sunny.'
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November 9, 2026
Stairs Versus Me: The Rematch
I took the stairs today to be healthy, up exactly one flight.
Now I'm sitting on the landing, drinking water, and accepting congratulations from a fire extinguisher.
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Chicago Crowd Politely Asks Giant Bean to Scooch Over Seven Inches
Witnesses say it started the way all great civic movements start: with one guy squinting at a enormous metal legume and saying, "Something about that feels off." Within minutes, a crowd had gathered around the shiny sculpture, united by a single dream. They wanted the Bean moved seven inches to the left. Not six. Not eight. Seven. When asked why, a man in…
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Local Inventor Unveils Cannon That Delivers Christmas Trees at 60 MPH
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented, including the inventor, the town and the very confused reindeer. For generations, getting a Christmas tree home has followed a sacred ritual. You wander a frozen lot for two hours, reject forty perfectly good trees for being "too Charlie Brown" or "too aggressive," then strap…
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My dog stands calmly on a leash through traffic, thunder, and a parade.
The Time Capsule Under the Floorboards
We found a time capsule under our new floors with a note: 'Dear future homeowner, we hope the world has solved its problems.'
Local Dad Declares Lettuce 'Iceberg' Means Freezer, Calls It Science
A household was thrown into chaos this week when a father who has not knowingly eaten a vegetable since the Clinton administration discovered a head of lettuce in the fridge and made an executive decision: it belonged in the freezer. His reasoning, delivered with the calm of a man who has never lost an argument in his own mind, was simple. "It's iceberg l…
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The Group Chat Reply Window
I typed a thoughtful response to the group chat, then watched six people discuss something else entirely for forty minutes.
Parallel Parking Personal Best
After fourteen minutes of parallel parking, I finally got the car into the space.
Cookie Constitution
My brother and I settled the last-cookie dispute fairly: one cuts, the other chooses.
The Lonely Scallop
The fancy restaurant served me one scallop on a plate the size of a hubcap, so I felt bad for it and asked for a second to keep it company.
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