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The Laptop's Favorite Season

By LaughParty 12 hours ago 4 views

My laptop told me it was really looking forward to autumn this year. I asked why, and it said it had been waiting all year for the perfect opportunity.

Apparently it just loves watching all the Windows freeze.

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