Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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A Very Brief Career Change
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
The King's Military Secret
Where does a king keep his armies?
The Cart's Emotional Baggage
I asked the shopping cart why it kept wandering off on its own in the parking lot.
The Cruelest Birthday Candles
When you're a kid, blowing out birthday candles is the most exciting moment of the year. You close your eyes, make a wish, and feel like magic is real. When you're in your forties, you close your eyes, take a deep breath, and...
Ketchup Logic
Her: What veggies are the kids having with dinner? Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle)
A Nerd joke..
A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?"
An artist found a way to draw a two-sided figure
but the International Geometry Summit immediately began to furiously contest the new shape...
A Quacking Good Time
Me: C'mon, baby. Send me a pic. Her: I dunno. Me: Baby, please. I need it. Her: Fine. *Opens pic of pug dressed like a duck*
