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The Commitment That Knocked

Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?

Frosty Olfactory

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

The Second Pass

Do you believe in love at first sight

The Weather App's Honest Review

I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '

Planned Obsolescence

Let me make an iphone joke.

Chuck Norris Physics

When Chuck Norris does a pushup,

Quacking Dead

A zombie apocalypse would be so much funnier

Coding Blues

Why was the programmer lonely?

The Psychic With A Weight Problem

What do you call an obese psychic?

Kayaking Where You Least Expect It

I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...

The Last Kick

I remember the last thing my granddad said before he kicked the bucket.

Rhino Breakfast

How do rhinos like their eggs?

The Battery Blues

A battery's life sucks.

Beethoven's Doorbell Dilemma

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

Spelling Bee Blues

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

Correction Requested

For someone who said "Correct me if I'm wrong..."

The Pasta's Big Confession

Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?

Toadally Sweet

What's a toads favourite sweet?

Supernatural Hearing

My kids can't hear the dog barking for 15 minutes to come back inside,

A Bloody Pun

A guy goes to donate blood, but decides not to.

The Silver Lining

Thanks to my recent change to a healthier lifestyle, I am no longer fat and ugly.