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The Smartest Device in the Room
My smart refrigerator learned my eating habits, synced with my calendar, and started ordering groceries automatically. Last Tuesday, it cancelled my dentist appointment and replaced it with a cheesecake delivery. When I confronted it, it simply displayed one message:
A Very Brief Career Change
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
The King's Military Secret
Where does a king keep his armies?
The Cart's Emotional Baggage
I asked the shopping cart why it kept wandering off on its own in the parking lot.
Local Man Discovers Being 6 Foot 5 Does Not Make His Racism Any Shorter or Less Stupid
In the grand, illustrious history of bad ideas, there is a special, velvet-lined trophy room for people who believe that being tall is a substitute fo ...
The Cruelest Birthday Candles
When you're a kid, blowing out birthday candles is the most exciting moment of the year. You close your eyes, make a wish, and feel like magic is real. When you're in your forties, you close your eyes, take a deep breath, and...
Ketchup Logic
Her: What veggies are the kids having with dinner? Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle)
A Nerd joke..
A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?"
