Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Parent Performance
Most of being a parent means saying "Great!!" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill.
Fitness Trail Motivation
We got a notice at work that a coyote had been spotted on the fitness trail,
High Stakes Career
What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job?
The Long-Awaited Answer
* Gets out of a 10 year old coma * Me: Where am I?
Chernobyl Counting
I can count on one hand the number of times I've visited Chernobyl.
Double the Dad
Children with gay fathers as parents, I seriously sympathize you all
Space Aggression
I don't care if you don't like space puns. I like space puns.
The Fantasy Breed
What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs?
The Expensive Bar Tab
What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?
Steve the Grasshopper
A grasshopper sits at the bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue?