Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
School Drop-off Evolution
[First day of dropping kids off at school] *Hugs and crying*
Ketchup Logic
Her: What veggies are the kids having with dinner? Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle)
A Nerd joke..
A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?"
Godly Gains
What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?
Dressing for Dinner
What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?
An artist found a way to draw a two-sided figure
but the International Geometry Summit immediately began to furiously contest the new shape...
A Quacking Good Time
Me: C'mon, baby. Send me a pic. Her: I dunno. Me: Baby, please. I need it. Her: Fine. *Opens pic of pug dressed like a duck*
Stuffed and Distracted
Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?
The Salad Lie
Her: You know when you're craving a cheeseburger but you order a salad instead...
Philosophical Breakfast
What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?