Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Chuck Norris Standard
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The No and Me Neither
Do you know that joke about the no and the me neither?
The Award-Winning Scarecrow
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize?
The Eternal Thermostat
In hell, the thermostat is guarded by a bunch of dads.
The Mona Lisa Date
[first date] Me: *don't let him know you're the Mona Lisa* Him: You look nice tonight
The Doctor's Leg
Doctor: *taps knee with mallet* feel that? Me: No. Doctor: or this? *jabs toe with a pin* Me: Nah.
A Whale of a Time
What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?
Windows Weather Report
Why couldn't the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?