Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Midnight Preparedness
I sleep with a knife under my bed in case I can't open my midnight snacks.
Swift Regret
Just ate the last slice of pizza and I wish there was more.
The Fashionista Girlfriend
What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt 2. Wow, a second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again.
Dashboard Dining
Glad the lady in front of me decided at the last second to stop at the yellow light
The Last Kick
I remember the last thing my granddad said before he kicked the bucket.
Babysitting Blunders
I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well.
Beethoven's Doorbell Dilemma
Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?
The West Virginia Deli Dilemma
How can you tell if lunch meat is from West Virginia?
Supernatural Hearing
My kids can't hear the dog barking for 15 minutes to come back inside,