Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
I tried to take life lessons from a penguin. They're always dressed for success, they never skip leg day, and they somehow thrive in the coldest conditions. I figured if anyone could teach me how to pull myself together, it was them.
If you have ever spent more than five minutes scrolling through the internet, you have likely encountered the term "overnight success." Usually, this ...
My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.
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