Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Ancestral Occupations
If some last names were an ancestor's profession (Baker, Cobbler)
The Cat Lady Reservation
Hello, I'd like a reservation for two. Also, what is your policy on cats?
Friday Night Fashion
On Fridays, I always dress for what the weather is going to be
The Language Barrier
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Unfortunately, the beer doesn't understand English commands.
Doctor's Visit
I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said "Can u describe the symptoms?"
Goatlike Reflexes
I'VE GOT GOATLIKE SPEED & REFLEXES "Don't you mean catlike-"
Socially Awkward
Coworker: Are you seeing anyone? Me: Unfortunately. CW: Then why are you dating her?
Santa's Sharp Ears
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears!
A Bug's Life of Crime
While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other?
The Dalai Lama went into a pizza shop..
And asked them to make him one with everything.