Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Bigfoot Ballet
I don't believe in Bigfoot; because he never believed in me.
Philosophical Disappearance
Descartes walks into the bar. The bartender asks him, "will you have your usual tonight?"
Carb Loading
This doctor once told me eating a bagel was like eating 5 slices of bread
The Nap Double Standard
When my wife takes a nap, it's "desperately needed rest." When I do, it's "lazy chauvinist party-time."
Banned from the Picnic
With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail
Limo Logic
Did you hear about the guy who blew his entire lottery winnings on a limousine?
A Card-Playing Son
My son just got a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club, and a diamond, all without my permission.
Ballistic Unemployment
Everytime you pull the trigger a bullet loses its job...