Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Shipyard Inflation
Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard,
The Universal Bow
What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?
Thor-oughly Disappointed
Hubs: If you could sleep with... Me: THOR!!! Hubs: ...the fan off tonight, that'd be great. Me: Ohhhh...
Medical Misconduct
What is it called when sensitive medical information about a very fat patient is disclosed?
Patio Furniture Puns
What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?
Magical Disappearing Act
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
A Cool Recovery
Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero?
Cinematic Seasoning
What's every movie critic's favorite cooking ingredient?
The Cannibal's Diet
Did you hear about the cannibal who visited the ICU ward?
Holiday Confusion
Kids these days think Christmas is all about getting presents
Trumpet Logic
Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time? Son: Easy.
The Writer's Block
"My anger began to flow through me like hot mountain sweat.." Um, don't you mean "Lava"?
Surprising Brows
I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high.