Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Digital Genius, Analog Failure
My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols
Avian Prankster
If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say, "Help, they've turned me into a parrot."
Social Media Blues
With Facebook, you can stay in touch with people you would otherwise never talk to,
Canine Seismic Sensors
My dog can predict when an earthquake is going to happen.
Scientific Drinking
Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution.
Interplanetary Travel Plans
It would be great to be born on Earth and die on Mars.
A Porky-Pine
What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?
Panickin' Skywalker
What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?
A Pine-y Palate
This may be not be a mainstream opinion, but I don't believe you should cut down a Christmas tree
The Only Metric That Matters
I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...
Chemistry Cat-astrophe
When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience.
Feline Consumerism
My cat just walked by me carrying a toy mouse I don't remember buying her.
The Terminator's Workout
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?