Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Defensive Eater
The second I sense someone about to ask for a bite of what I'm eating,
Mint Condition
[candy store] ME: I'd like to return this Tic Tac. CLERK: It looks partially eaten. ME: It's still in...
Elevator Awkwardness
I just pretended to be on my phone in the elevator and then my phone rang.
Sub Sandwich Mix-up
TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese...
The Performance Review
Critics are calling my performance of Wife Pretending To Care About Her Husband's Work Story
Mountain Misfortune
Today somebody told me about a bear that climbs a mountain...
The Marriage Correction
Him: you are correcting my every word for the last six years of our marriage
The Global Turkey Disaster
Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?
Suspicious Canine
My dog is so excited about me washing the car that I'm starting to think...
You know something, Jon Snow
Lord Commander: "So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?" Jon Snow: "Yes, sir, it is true."