My dog is so excited about me washing the car that I'm starting to think...
he borrows it while I'm asleep
A giraffe walks into a high-end department store and asks the clerk for a silk necktie, but insists on trying it on before buying.
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears!
My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.
What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?
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