The Overachieving Amphibian
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it’s 'to whom.' My owl's been taking grammar classes, but I'm just a toad with an education.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it’s 'to whom.' My owl's been taking grammar classes, but I'm just a toad with an education.
My laptop told me it was really looking forward to autumn this year. I asked why, and it said it had been waiting all year for the perfect opportunity.
When you're young, your body just does things automatically, catch a falling object, jump over a puddle, sprint for the bus. It's incredible. Then somewhere around your late thirties, your body starts sending those same signals... but adds a tiny disclaimer at the end.
Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille,
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