wordplay
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The Low Pressure Promotion
The local meteorologist was thrilled to get a massive promotion, but his friends were confused because he never actually got the forecast right. When they asked how he landed a senior leadership role despite his terrible track record, he just smiled....
The Cloud Storage Confrontation
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sync. Sync who? … Sync twice before you click that link; your cloud storage is full of memories you already forgot....
The Competitive Vegetable Garden
The local fencing club had to disband after the coach realized they weren't actually training athletes......
The Asparagus Career Path
I tried to get a job at the vegetable warehouse, but they let me go because I couldn't keep my stalks in line. … They said my performance was spears-only....
