The Cat's Unexpected Visitor
Knock knock. Who's there? Kitten. Kitten who?
Kitten you not, I've been sitting on your car this whole time.
Knock knock. Who's there? Kitten. Kitten who?
Kitten you not, I've been sitting on your car this whole time.
My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.
Why are there no eye doctors in the chain of Alaskan Islands?
Lord Commander: "So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?" Jon Snow: "Yes, sir, it is true."
My son asked me why I always seem so energetic on Monday mornings. I told him it's because I spend all weekend recharging.
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