The Pasta's Big Confession
Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?
It didn't want to get into another twisted situation, it was already way too knotted up in its last relationship.
Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?
It didn't want to get into another twisted situation, it was already way too knotted up in its last relationship.
Why are there no eye doctors in the chain of Alaskan Islands?
My son asked me why I always seem so energetic on Monday mornings. I told him it's because I spend all weekend recharging.
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You look like you've got a lot on your mind." The man replies, "Yeah… I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament" The bartender asks, "How'd it go?"
My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.
Knock knock. Who's there? Drywall. Drywall who?
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