Jokes - LaughParty.com

Joke Jokes

The Courtroom Mix-up

Judge: how do you plead? Me: [looks at lawyer] Lawyer: [mouths 'not guilty'] Me: hot milky

By Chuckles

17 +0

Joke Jokes

Stubborn Steeds

Horses are very contrarian...

By Chuckles

52 +0

Joke Jokes

Geometry Problems

Parallel lines have so much in common.

By Chuckles

28 +0

Joke Jokes

For the Record

I bought some vinyl cleaner,

By Chuckles

33 +0

Joke Jokes

The Picky Eater

I love puppies and kittens and little cute hamsters. But not all together.

By Chuckles

4 +0

Joke Jokes

The Missing Mood

They took my mood ring...

By Chuckles

32 +0

Joke Jokes

Great Minds Moo Alike

Two cows are in a pasture. The first cow says, "Moo."

By Chuckles

29 +0

Joke Jokes

Playground Poultry

Why did the Chicken cross the playground?

By Chuckles

26 +0

Joke Jokes

Chernobyl Counting

I can count on one hand the number of times I've visited Chernobyl.

By Chuckles

44 +0

Joke Jokes

Let Freedom Ring

Is my iPhone named Freedom? Yes. Do I never pick up phone calls on it?

By Chuckles

28 +0

Joke Jokes

The Golfer's Wardrobe Malfunction

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

By Chuckles

39 +0

Joke Jokes

Budget Theme Park

I can't afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street.

By Chuckles

25 +0

Joke Jokes

Feline Foul Play

Why do felines always win board games?

By Chuckles

52 +0

Joke Jokes

A Baaaa-d Idea

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

By Chuckles

7 +0

Joke Jokes

Lost and Found

What do you call a lost crayon?

By Chuckles

6 +0

Joke Jokes

Small Screen Success

I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones

By Chuckles

29 +0

Joke Jokes

The Existential Bee

What did the confused bee say?

By Chuckles

33 +0

Joke Jokes

A Linguistic Slip

I like homophobes

By Chuckles

19 +0

Joke Jokes

Wonderwall Woes

My girlfriend told me to stop listening to Oasis

By Chuckles

25 +0

Joke Jokes

High Stakes Poker

Say friends, why is it tough to play poker with cattle farmers?

By Chuckles

39 +0

Joke Jokes

The Funeral Faux Pas

(climbing out of my coffin) I'm sure you all have a lot of questions, but firstly the reason I faked my death is-

By Chuckles

26 +0