The Funeral Faux Pas
(climbing out of my coffin) I'm sure you all have a lot of questions, but firstly the reason I faked my death is-
[nobody is at my funeral]
(climbing out of my coffin) I'm sure you all have a lot of questions, but firstly the reason I faked my death is-
[nobody is at my funeral]
My laptop told me it was really looking forward to autumn this year. I asked why, and it said it had been waiting all year for the perfect opportunity.
When you're young, your body just does things automatically, catch a falling object, jump over a puddle, sprint for the bus. It's incredible. Then somewhere around your late thirties, your body starts sending those same signals... but adds a tiny disclaimer at the end.
Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille,
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