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Quantum Quacks
Two ducks are arguing in a bar about quantum physics... One turns to the other and says, 'Quark Quark'
The Quality Control Husband
My main job as a husband is to taste things that my wife thinks taste like they've gone bad
Gravity 1, Ego 0: This Viral Stunt Is a Masterclass in Instant Regret
We have all been there. You are feeling a little too confident, the adrenaline is pumping, and your brain has temporarily vacated the premises to make ...
Science Reaches Breakthrough Discovery That Everything You Love Is Slowly Killing You
Science used to be cool. We used to get the moon landing, neon-colored Gatorade, and those little dinosaur sponges that grow in water. But lately, sci ...
The Digital Age Paradox
My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.
The Unwelcoming Host
An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.
The Cat Owner's Guide
Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would trip you down stairs? Do you enjoy lacerations & and surprise vomit piles?
Fossil Fuel Giant Secures $370 Million Tax Break by Claiming Natural Gas Is a Trendy Alternative Fuel
In a world where words no longer have meaning and gravity is just a suggestion made by nerds in lab coats, a massive fossil fuel corporation has manag ...