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The Job Interview
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" Me: "Celebrating the five-year anniversary of you asking me this question."...
The Claustrophobic Astronaut
Why did the claustrophobic astronaut quit NASA? … He just needed more space....
The Time Traveler Convention
I went to a time traveler convention last week. … Nobody showed up. But I am told it was a great event next year....
The Math Teacher
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers? … Because they could never be divided....
The Parallel Parking Expert
My wife said I never listen to her. At least I think that is what she said....
The Scarecrow Award
Why did the scarecrow win an award? … Because he was outstanding in his field....
The Programmer and the Genie
A programmer finds a magic lamp. The genie says "I will grant you one wish." The programmer says "I wish for world peace."...
