Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Structural Integrity Specialist
I tried to fix my sagging ceiling by nailing a giant piece of toast to the joists, but the whole thing collapsed anyway.
The Antique Enthusiast
My friend asked me if I felt like I was getting older, so I told him I’m starting to feel like a rare, historical artifact.
Tech Support Nightmare
My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says "Your password is incorrect", I type in: "incorrect"
Quantum Quacks
Two ducks are arguing in a bar about quantum physics... One turns to the other and says, 'Quark Quark'
The Quality Control Husband
My main job as a husband is to taste things that my wife thinks taste like they've gone bad
The Digital Age Paradox
My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.
