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Geographic Humor

Where is Macau located?

The Blonde Waitress

Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please?

James Bond walks into a bar

James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a chicken. Chicken: What's your name? Bond: My name's Bond. James Bond.

Peer Pressure

Why did the boat dock with all of the other boats?

The 007 Brew

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Stuntmen

How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The Galactic Golfer

A Stormtrooper went golfing today.

Elemental Affection

Forget hydrogen,

Label Maker Menace

Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough

Helicopter With An Ejection Seat

What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?

The Door Identity Crisis

When is a door not a door?

The Cloud's Identity Crisis

I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.

The Monk's Order

A Buddhist monk walks up to a Hotdog vender and says

Knock Knock

Ali !

A Spiritual Laxative

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

The Commitment That Knocked

Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?

Frosty Olfactory

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

The Recluse's Surprise

Whenever I see a hot girl on the streets

The Second Pass

Do you believe in love at first sight

The Weather App's Honest Review

I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '

Planned Obsolescence

Let me make an iphone joke.