Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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Lizards Know Where To Shop
Where do lizards go after their tail falls off?
The Tiny Entrepreneur
My 4yr old daughter just charged me $47 for a fake cake she cooked in her pretend oven. I laughed.
Steve the Grasshopper
A grasshopper sits at the bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue?
Swimmers and Light Bulbs Don't Mix
How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?
