A Bird's Day in Court
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My girlfriend and I finally moved into a high-tech 'smart home,' but after our first minor argument, the house clearly took her side. I knew I was in trouble when I asked the kitchen to start the coffee maker and it replied, 'I think you know what you did.'
Now Iβm sleeping on the couch because the smart lock says my thumbprint is currently 'in the doghouse' and the thermostat has set my side of the bed to 'Passive-Aggressive Tundra.'
Iβve been training my dog to do high-level calculus, but I think heβs struggling with the concept of 'infinity'.
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My girlfriend and I finally moved into a high-tech 'smart home,' but after our first minor argument, the house clearly took her side. I knew I was in trouble when I asked the kitchen to start the coffee maker and it replied, 'I think you know what you did.'
My husband insisted on installing all the new kitchen cabinets by himself, but after six hours of measuring and drilling, every single unit was visibly tilted at a forty-five-degree angle.
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