Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Academic Sorcery
What does my physics professor have in common with Gandalf?
The Doctor's Leg
Doctor: *taps knee with mallet* feel that? Me: No. Doctor: or this? *jabs toe with a pin* Me: Nah.
The Scale Manufacturer's Dilemma
Did you hear about the production delays at that company that makes scales using lengthy pipes?
A Whale of a Time
What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?
Windows Weather Report
Why couldn't the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
Cleaning the Attic
Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Hey - get out! We don't want your type in here!''
Prehistoric Playtime
T Rex isn't so scary if you imagine a bunch of baby T Rexes watching Barney
8: Daddy can we go to a haunted house tonight?
Me: You spent the night at Grandmas last week. 8: What? Me: Nothing. 8: I'm telling mom.
A Teacher Walks Into A Bar
A teacher walks into a bar. Guy: can I buy you a drink?
The Reptilian Runner-Up
A man submitted a joke about alligators with ED to a pun competition...