Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Chuck Norris Standard
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Sheepish Crafting
I just learned you need five sheep to make a sweater.
Renaissance Regrets
I bet if a renaissance artist traveled through time to a modern museum, they'd be like:
The No and Me Neither
Do you know that joke about the no and the me neither?
The Award-Winning Scarecrow
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize?
Driving Directions
I saw a car with a 'How am I driving?' bumper sticker and called the number.
Extroverted Engineering
How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?
The Laundry Signal
Back in college, I used to hang a sock on the doorknob when I wanted to signal my roommate that I had no idea how to fold laundry.
The Bean Diet
I'm not on the Atkins Diet. I'm on the Rowan Atkinson Diet...
The Eternal Thermostat
In hell, the thermostat is guarded by a bunch of dads.
The Mona Lisa Date
[first date] Me: *don't let him know you're the Mona Lisa* Him: You look nice tonight
Breakfast of Champions
Count Chocula cereal is the perfect combination of...