Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Zombie Survival Strategy
I'd do well in a zombie apocalypse because I'm near sighted, get cramps if I don't get enough potassium
Parental Perspective
As my friend confessed, 'My teenage daughter never even talks to me,'
A Pirate's Steering Problem
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel sticking out his crotch. 'Does that not hurt?' asks the bartender.
School Joke
Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?" Johnny: "Nothing, sir."
Midnight Preparedness
I sleep with a knife under my bed in case I can't open my midnight snacks.
Swift Regret
Just ate the last slice of pizza and I wish there was more.
The MLM Yak
What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?
Needle Phobia
I always get nervous before injections so I shut my eyes.
The Fashionista Girlfriend
What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt 2. Wow, a second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again.
Literal Parenting
Until I had kids I didn't realize that "bouncing off the walls"
The Adulthood Paradox
Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast,