Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Blonde Waitress
Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please?
The Irony of Finance
I've written a book called, 'How Not To Get Conned Out Of Your Money'.
Open Door Policy
When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?
James Bond walks into a bar
James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a chicken. Chicken: What's your name? Bond: My name's Bond. James Bond.
The Social Media Prayer
God grant me the serenity to accept the things Facebook changes, the courage to change the settings I can,
The Afterlife Forecast
It'll be a cold day in hell. Cloudy in purgatory, with a slight chance of rain. And clear skies up in heaven.
The Color-Coded Compliments
GF comes home after spray tanning. I say: Hey, orange you looking good! She says: Thanks. I say: Anytime, pumpkin! She says: You're sweet.