Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Nap Double Standard
When my wife takes a nap, it's "desperately needed rest." When I do, it's "lazy chauvinist party-time."
Banned from the Picnic
With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail
Limo Logic
Did you hear about the guy who blew his entire lottery winnings on a limousine?
Houseboat Heartbreak
When I lived on a houseboat I was seeing the girl next door,
A Card-Playing Son
My son just got a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club, and a diamond, all without my permission.
Post-Op Logistics
After my surgery, the doctor told me I have to pee sitting down.
The Dyslexic Band
I said to my dyslexic mate, "Guess which band has split up?"
Election Egos
I hate how the losers of every election maintain such a high view of themselves...
Bravery Moisture
HER: You look so nervous. ME: *nervously* HA. I'm never nervous. HER: You're sweating.