Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Wooden Car
Did you hear about the car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine, and wooden doors?
Seashell Boredom
May you never be as bored as whoever figured out that holding a seashell to your ear sounds like the ocean
German Efficiency
How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
No End in Sight
No end in sight... I can't see an end. I have no control. I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore.
The Helpful Wife
My wife is kind to strangers, she stopped an old lady from buying evaporated milk...
Appraisal Issues
I wish the Antiques Roadshow guy had just told me how much my swords were worth
Frozen Puns
This winter, ice crystals will stick together and fall from the sky
An Unlikely Alliance
An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up?
The Snickers Distraction
Had to pause Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory to go buy a king sized Snickers.
A Colorful Conversation
How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?
Hydrant Factory Blues
A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:
CrossFit Confusion
My friend Stephen misheard me when I invited him to this CrossFit gym.
The Rickroll Collection
Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar collection.
Lawn Care Tragedy
I read in the news today that a man in Los Angeles was killed when he got caught up in a turf war.