Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Invisible Cake
Mom: Fred there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday and now there's only one. Why?
The Shelf Life Dilemma
I don't know why beer companies bother with an expiration date...
The Pancake Strategy
If the plan is "eat pancakes now figure out life later"
The Chicken Dinner
ME: I'll have the chicken dinner. WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick.
Morning Priorities
Nothing screams "I don't care about being on time for work" like...
Artistic Transportation
A horse-drawn carriage sounds really romantic until you realize
The Pharmacist's Date
[First date] Ok, don't let her know you're a pharmacist. Her: Can you pass the salt?
Snowy Communication
The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow...