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The Smartest Kid in Class
My son told me he finished all his homework in record time and his teacher said he was 'outstanding.' I asked him what subject it was.
The Cruelest Birthday Candles
When you're a kid, blowing out birthday candles is the most exciting moment of the year. You close your eyes, make a wish, and feel like magic is real. When you're in your forties, you close your eyes, take a deep breath, and...
Ketchup Logic
Her: What veggies are the kids having with dinner? Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle)
The Principal's Big Announcement
My son came home from school and said his principal called him into the office to tell him he would not have a very bright future ahead of him.
Parental Math
New Coworker: So do you have any kids? Me: Yeah, one too many. New Coworker: Haha, oh yeah? How many do you have?
Botanical Biology
If you plant a block of ramen noodles in the ground and water it with cold ones every day, it will grow into a college kid.
The Woods Walk
A clown and a child walk into the dark woods. The child looks up at the clown and says "I'm scared."
10 Men Whose Only Safety Regulation Is The Phrase Because Of Freedom Baby
There is a specific brand of logic that only exists in the glorious, chaotic vacuum of absolute liberty. It is the kind of reasoning that bypasses com ...
