The Smoke Alarm's Rave Review
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dinner.
Dinner who?
Dinner is served, according to the smoke alarm, which gave it a five-alarm review.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dinner.
Dinner who?
Dinner is served, according to the smoke alarm, which gave it a five-alarm review.
My laptop told me it was really looking forward to autumn this year. I asked why, and it said it had been waiting all year for the perfect opportunity.
When you're young, your body just does things automatically, catch a falling object, jump over a puddle, sprint for the bus. It's incredible. Then somewhere around your late thirties, your body starts sending those same signals... but adds a tiny disclaimer at the end.
Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille,
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