The Puzzle Master
Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?
He's still trying to figure out where the other pieces went.
Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?
He's still trying to figure out where the other pieces went.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Passive voice. Passive voice who?
My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.
Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?
An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.
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