The Hardware Hierarchy
Home Depot law decrees that if two dads are pushing carts down the same isle,
the dad with the greater mustache has the right of way.
Home Depot law decrees that if two dads are pushing carts down the same isle,
the dad with the greater mustache has the right of way.
A giraffe walks into a high-end department store and asks the clerk for a silk necktie, but insists on trying it on before buying.
Knock knock. Who's there? Kitten. Kitten who?
Hello, I'd like a reservation for two. Also, what is your policy on cats?
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears!
My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.
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