I like my girlfriend's new glow-in-the-dark braces...
her smile really lights up the room now.
My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.
An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.
Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would trip you down stairs? Do you enjoy lacerations & and surprise vomit piles?
What brand of underwear do scientists wear?
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