A Bright Check-In
A photon walks into a hotel. The bell boy walks up and asks, "Do you have any luggage?"
"No," says the photon, "I'm traveling light."
A photon walks into a hotel. The bell boy walks up and asks, "Do you have any luggage?"
"No," says the photon, "I'm traveling light."
Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...
Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?
I spent three hours today carefully crafting the perfect caption, choosing the ideal filter, and finding just the right hashtags to post a photo of my lunch.
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