Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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A Terminal Case of Confusion
I hate traveling. My wife asked me to book a flight that was 'truly unforgettable.' I managed to find a ticket with a twelve-hour layover in a tiny airport that only has one vending machine and a broken rocking chair.
A Bird's Day in Court
Where do you find a murder of crows?
A Split Decision
My friend who lost the entire left side of his body just won a prestigious award for his positive attitude and incredible recovery. At the ceremony, they asked him if he ever felt like giving up during the long physical therapy sessions.
Renaissance Regrets
I bet if a renaissance artist traveled through time to a modern museum, they'd be like:
You Spelled What?
What is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary.
