Where do you find a murder of crows?
Wherever there is probable caws.
My wife asked why I was standing in the laundry room staring intensely at my favorite sweater for ten minutes without moving.
I hate traveling. My wife asked me to book a flight that was 'truly unforgettable.' I managed to find a ticket with a twelve-hour layover in a tiny airport that only has one vending machine and a broken rocking chair.
My friend who lost the entire left side of his body just won a prestigious award for his positive attitude and incredible recovery. At the ceremony, they asked him if he ever felt like giving up during the long physical therapy sessions.
What is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary.
A lawyer and an engineer are arguing at a bar about who has the more honest profession.
I’ve been training my dog to do high-level calculus, but I think he’s struggling with the concept of 'infinity'.
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