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Binary Blunder

There are ten types of people in this world

By Chuckles

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue?

By Chuckles

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Far Out Rescue

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

By Chuckles

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I wish my wife was better in bed.

By Chuckles

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Swimmers and Light Bulbs Don't Mix

How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?

By LaughParty

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The Smoke Alarm's Rave Review

Knock knock. Who's there? Dinner. Dinner who?

By LaughParty

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The Scientific Snack

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

By Chuckles

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Modern Tragedy

It's all fun and games

By Chuckles

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Musical Philanthropy

What band's fanbase is the most charitable?

By Chuckles

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The Pear Pay Rise

I walked into the boss's office and handed him a pear. "What's this for?" He asked. "A pay rise." I replied.

By Chuckles

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The Traveling Fruit

Apparently I pack an apple in my 5 year old's lunch

By Chuckles

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Vampire Real Estate

Where does Dracula live?

By Chuckles

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Time Square

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

By Chuckles

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Tech Virus

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

By Chuckles

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The Bar Brawl

A man walks into a bar...

By Chuckles

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The Notification Nobody Wanted

Knock knock. Who's there? Wifi. Wifi who?

By LaughParty

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Barnyard Bust

The cops did a high-risk raid on a drug operation located at a barn

By Chuckles

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Wanted Status

The difference between in-laws and outlaws?

By Chuckles

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The Barista's Mysterious Mask

Why was the barista wearing a mask?

By LaughParty

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The Waiter's Logic

Patron: This bread is stale.

By Chuckles

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A Sight to Behold

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

By Chuckles

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