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Bovine Mathematics

What do bulls do math with?

The Rickroll Collection

Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar collection.

Lawn Care Tragedy

I read in the news today that a man in Los Angeles was killed when he got caught up in a turf war.

The Reddit Riposte

What's the number one comeback on r/Jokes?

The Delivery Room Dilemma

As my wife gave birth all the doctors yelled, "Push!"

The Secret Punchline

I hate people who steal the punchline.

A Sharp Sense of Humor

Be careful when you ROFL! I once heard a joke in a scissor factory...

Gorilla Rejection

ME: *falls into gorilla enclosure*

Sticky Situation

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

Social Netwerking

What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Safety First

I'm so pissed right now I'm going to open a can of... what the hell,

Disposal Dilemma

My garbage disposal can't even handle this banana

The Aspiring Insect

Why did the fly eat all of the butter?

A Bitter Commute

The definition of mixed emotions...

Toddler Troubles

It's amazing the little things you learn about your kids as they grow everyday.

Dwight's Farm

Dwight's farm has suffered a massive blight, almost bankrupt he was signed for a massive record deal on the condition he give up farming

The Fax of Life

My boss has a rather shrill phone voice.

The Chuck Norris Method

Chuck Norris was the original sculptor of Mount Rushmore.

Lumberjack Lag

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Charades Catastrophe

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the worst time to have a heart attack

The Zoo Exhibit

I went to the zoo the other day... The only animal they had was a small dog.