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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Stone Age Geography

Apparently, people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones...

Sub-par Humor

TIFU by going to Jimmy John's for lunch..

The Berry Bad Diet

I'm quitting the blueberry only diet.

Equine Nightmares

The old farmer hates when the horses neigh at night.

Social Strategy

I get out of awkward dinner party convos

Adelia

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Dollar Store Economics

I just purchased duct tape at the Dollar Store to fix all of the other shit I bought at the Dollar Store.

A Delicious Discovery

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

A Stinky Transaction

Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service?

The Dark Knight's Hygiene

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Aging Athlete

Banned an 80 year old man for life from attending NBA games.

Geometry of Beverages

I poured my root beer into a square cup.

A Cheeky Bond

Can you believe they're still together after all that crap?

The Dairy Thief

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Automotive Poultry

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Cloud Fashion

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Bond's Disguise

What does Sean Connery wear to avoid the paparazzi?

The Walken Impression

Christopher Walken does one of the top seven Christopher Walken impressions

Goat Definitions

What is a buttress?

The Linguistic Dilemma

Teacher: 'there are no stupid questions.' Me:

The Vocabulary Crisis

My new thesaurus is truly awful!