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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The founder of the Hokie Pokie died the other day

His funeral was a fiasco.

Magnetic Personality

I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet.

The Lunch Money Upgrade

The boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money...

The Ultimate Breakup

How to break up with someone: You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: Which one?

The Quiet Bar

4 introverts walk into a bar...

The Ferrell Factor

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

Musical Exclusion

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

About Time

My friend told me he is FINALLY going to watch the Back to the Future series.

The International Drummer

Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles?

New Year's Security

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

The Late Cannibal

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to a dinner party?

Spirited Spirits

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

Elephant Anatomy 101

Why do elephants have four feet?

Fetus, Handus, Legus

MOTHER-IN-LAW: So did you see the fetus?

Regional Dental Hygiene

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Grandpa Hunting

To catch a grandpa, you must THINK like a grandpa.

Dental Dangers

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Pasta Curves

Real women have curves!!! Real women have spirals!!! Real women are plump and covered in a creamy sauce

Digital Isolation

HORROR STORY- U are the only one alive in a post apocalyptic world.

Heavy Metal Claus

What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Stable Confidence

So I went to a stable for a self confidence boost