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Born to Cry

How can I ever be happy...

The Gummy Bear

What do you call a bear without teeth?

Mountain Misfortune

Today somebody told me about a bear that climbs a mountain...

The Marriage Correction

Him: you are correcting my every word for the last six years of our marriage

The Breakdancing Fish

Give a fish a worm, he lives another day. Teach a fish to worm,

A Mathematical Meal

Two cannibals are eating a math teacher. Another approaches, and asks..

The Global Turkey Disaster

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

Breaking Bad Humor

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

The Grounded Insect

What's a Fly without it's wings?

Homebody Camping

Wanna go camping?

No Eye Doctors in Alaska

Why are there no eye doctors in the chain of Alaskan Islands?

Vegans Having An Argument

If two vegans are having an argument...

The Reality Check

Am I financially wealthy? No.

The Slideshow Struggle

Wow, this article looks awesome.

Skin Deep Decisions

Keep away from professional dermatologists..

Spontaneous Performance

It was only after I started dancing in the food court - alone - that I learned...

Gym Theology

If body builders religiously try to gain weight.. Does that mean they go to the gym for mass?

Lunar Barber

How does the moon get a haircut?

Dracula's Relationship Status

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

A Burnt Business

My friends bakery had burned down yesterday

Suspicious Canine

My dog is so excited about me washing the car that I'm starting to think...