Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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Any two-watt bulbs?
Any two-watt bulbs? For what? That'll do. I'll take two. Two what? I thought you didn't have any. Any what?
The Worst Birthday Present
The worst birthday present I ever got was from my grandma when I turned 5. She gave me three socks.
A Far-Fetched Tale
I was out walking my dog when another man with a dog approached me, picked up a stick and said 'I could throw this stick a mile away and this dog would bring it back.'
Trumpet Logic
Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time? Son: Easy.
The Writer's Block
"My anger began to flow through me like hot mountain sweat.." Um, don't you mean "Lava"?
