The Worst Birthday Present
The worst birthday present I ever got was from my grandma when I turned 5. She gave me three socks.
When asked why, she responded "because your mom said you grew a foot."
The worst birthday present I ever got was from my grandma when I turned 5. She gave me three socks.
When asked why, she responded "because your mom said you grew a foot."
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
I asked the shopping cart why it kept wandering off on its own in the parking lot.
When you're a kid, blowing out birthday candles is the most exciting moment of the year. You close your eyes, make a wish, and feel like magic is real. When you're in your forties, you close your eyes, take a deep breath, and...
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