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Banking Assistance

There was an old lady at a ATM today, she asked me if I could help check her balance.

Training Day

I must be really good on the phone.

A Dyslexic Walk

Here's a joke for ya.

The Baker's Theology

I have 2 donuts: a secular one and a religious one.

Fridge Roulette

Closes refrigerator door and hears contents inside fall.

Pizza Priorities

Dear Diary, men think about sex every 7 seconds.

Adele's Commute

Why did Adele cross the road?

The Rickroll Collection

Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille,

Military Relief

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

Agnes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Agnes!

The Office Geography

What is Dwight Schrute's hometown?

Remote Control Chaos

I'm 72 minutes in trying to reverse whatever my 3 y/o nephew did

A Rough Year

I've had an awful year. I lost my job, broke my leg and my wife's run off with my best friend...

The Theatrical Thief

Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who went to the theater the other day?

Pirated Pi

Just watched a pirated movie

A Sweet Legal Battle

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

The Fruit Philosopher

Why are you eating a banana with the skin on?

A Bargain Concert

Did you hear 50 Cent was selling concert tickets for just $0.45 cents?!

Buffering Blues

How I feel when watching youtube... I dont mind the buffer ... I dont mind the adds...

The Overworked Clock

The office clock kept staying late, missing lunch, and skipping breaks. HR finally called it in for a meeting and asked why it was so stressed. The clock sighed and said it was completely overwhelmed.

The Speed of Chuck

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light.