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The Vitamin Strategy

Wine doesn't have many vitamins.

Legal Feelings

Lawyers have feelings too..

A Moving Experience

Did you hear about the stationary store?

Blind Spot

3 blondes walk in to a bar

Heavy Deodorant

[scale says I've gained 5 pounds] Me: It's probably just what I'm wearing. Wife: You're naked. Me: Wife: Me:

Morning Brew

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

The Boss's Dilemma

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

Brain vs Body

Body: I'm sooooooo tired

Prehistoric Problems

What do you call an ugly dinosaur?

The Logical Motorist

Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light?

A Fishy Culinary Fact

Fun fact, clown fish are edible.

ATM Anxiety

Why do the people in front of me at the ATM always seem to be having some sort of damn major financial crisis?

Digital Health

What is a computer virus?

The Sluggish Snail

I wanted to make my racing snail faster, so I took off its shell.

Checkers Champion

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Witchy Education

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling Bee Irony

My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners.

Short Stature

What is E.T. short for?

Crunching Numbers

Guy in the club: *lifts up his shirt* I do 400 crunches a day.

Calendar Mastery

It may seem like I have my shit together,

Culinary Romance

What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?