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The Honest Politician

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Literary Violence

My book club evolved into a fight club...

Big Apple Crime

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Polite Pastries

You can tell Tim Horton's is a Canadian franchise,

Potato Progeny

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

The Three-Second Outing

Glad I spent 40 minutes getting my 1 year old dressed

Packing Light

There's a man at the mall wearing cargo pants and a fanny pack,

A Legal Loophole

I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years.

Graveyard Rules

Did you know that your local graveyard doesn't allow anyone who lives where you are to be buried there?

A Sharp Brew

How does the executioner like his coffee?

A Musical Misunderstanding

Thought I saw a fat guy doing a killer air harmonica

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Today is "Jamaican hair day" at work.

Retail Paranoia

The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.

The Sleepy Cow

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

Stevie's Perspective

If I were Stevie Wonder I would say 'I'll believe it when I see it' in response to pretty much anything

Bad Connection

Why did AT&T have the worst wedding?

The Greedy Crustacean

How did the shrimp eat all the fish food?

The Round Table

What was the name of the knight who sat all the way around the Round Table?

The Termite's Query

A termite walks into a bar...

The Corporate Stopwatch

Success is measured by how long it takes your boss to notice you're not at your desk.