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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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A Deep Observation

Why did the blind woman fall into the well?

The Fantastic Logic

If I drink alcohol, I'm alcoholic...

A Big Mistake

I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day.

Social Media Halloween

Going as a hashtag for Halloween...

Breakfast Blunder

Wife smelled eggs and thought I was bringing her breakfast in bed.

Monster Hiccups

What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?

Blockbuster Flop

The script for the upcoming Tetris movie is terrible.

Canine Communication

My best friend won't talk to me.

A Sizzling Pet

What is small, furry, and smells like bacon?

The Menu Mystery

I'm always behind the person at McDonald's

Rural Reception

My cell phone is so nervous whenever I go to the countryside...

Corporate Leadership

Interviewer: Do you have any experience in a leadership role?

Camping Grammar

You can't run through a campground, you can only ran.

Jury Duty Realities

I like jury duty because it's a fun reminder that one day my life could be in the hands of a guy wearing Velcro shoes.

The Cat's Unexpected Visitor

Knock knock. Who's there? Kitten. Kitten who?

Karate Break

I've decided to give karate a break for a little while...

Remote Romance

Damn girl, are you my cable remote?

Chemistry Joke

Bro catches his bro red handed...

Snowman Conversations

What did one snowman say to the other?

So my neighbor knocks on my door.

So my neighbor knocks on my door at 2:30am last night. 2:30AM!!! Can you believe it?!!?

Pirate's Favorite Letter

What is a pirates favorite letter?