Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Giraffe’s Necktie Dilemma
A giraffe walks into a high-end department store and asks the clerk for a silk necktie, but insists on trying it on before buying.
Period Drama Problems
What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas?
A Sticky Situation
If green gummy bears are strawberry flavored, what is the flavor of yellow gummy bears?
Tree Placement
I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself.