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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Terms and Conditions Spoiler

No one spoil the ending,

Geometric Fitness

My Girlfriend Told Me I Need To Get In Shape.....

The Statistical Mother

Yo mama's so mean...

Living Dangerously

I'm living on the edge.

The Giraffe’s Necktie Dilemma

A giraffe walks into a high-end department store and asks the clerk for a silk necktie, but insists on trying it on before buying.

Social Media Surveillance

Hey, NSA, if you're going to read my posts,

Hula Hilarity

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Period Drama Problems

What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas?

A Head Cold

Teacher: Can't you retain anything in your head overnight?

A Sticky Situation

If green gummy bears are strawberry flavored, what is the flavor of yellow gummy bears?

The Tallest Building

What's the tallest building in town?

Ink Economics

All my tattoos pretty much mean the same thing.

Island Geography

What are the inhabitants of Crete called?

Generous Tableware

What did one plate say to the other?

The Canine Choreographer

There's this dog teaching me some new dance moves.

Quantum Dating

What do you call when a female physicist decides to try dating women for a change?

A Close Shave

Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No.

You have a BA?

Ooooh! Look at you! Well, I have a BA, an MA, & a PhD.

Juan Direction

Anyone else want to join my all Mexican tribute band?

Vegetarian Conflict

If two vegetarians are arguing

Tree Placement

I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself.